We had to share them !

Jack - You mean you had feet?  We were too poor for those

BAREFOOT !

Robb - When there's lots of rain or snow it's a hurricane or a blizzard, which we don't think of here as an "event", lol.

Robb/Jack/Gino - And without shoes!

Against the wind??

Uphill both ways ?

A bed is a "sleep system"  I don't think I'd want to sleep on a bed that's THAT complicated.  It must be one of those multi-function hospital beds.  To me, a mattress atop a box spring is not a "system", even if its on a metal or wood frame with 4 legs.  And "rain" or "snow" is not an "event", unless it is coming down in record volumes, like when we used to have to trudge through 18 feet of snow to get to school (but skied instead).

Here's another (usually) pointless expression favored by the talking heads and politicians on TV these days:

"The fact of the matter is"

Jack - You are a veritable encyclopedia of weather terms.  Most ring a bell, but "Air you can wear." is new to me